American professional mourner Sylvester Ricardo Moss has just listed his rates on Facebook;
Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me….the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral.
Below are the “Summer Special” prices: 1. Normal crying $50, 2. Bahamian hollering $100, 3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150,
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200, 5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
Inbox me for bookings
Below are the “Summer Special” prices: 1. Normal crying $50, 2. Bahamian hollering $100, 3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150,
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200, 5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
Inbox me for bookings
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